Top 3 Types of Men that EVERY Good Woman Should Avoid

Good Morning

I hope everyone's weekend was awesome and relaxing - mine is vomit-filled. smh Death to my cysts..

Anyhow, today's topic is 3 types of men that EVERY good woman should avoid.

Of course, we as good women, should avoid the OBVIOUS bad choices in men (the liar, the narcissistic, the cheater, the downlow brother), but here are three types of men that I have personally dated that I did not think was sooo bad at first, then WHAM! I knew: THIS DUDE IS ILL!!

First off, let's define a good man..

A good man is a guy that is deemed a "catch" and has a combo of the following: personality, independence, financial security, education or at least "on the road" to financial security/independence

Example #1- Tyrone works at McDonald's, is 35 years old, has 6 baby mama's and a possible, does not pay child support, has some scattered credits at a junior college and has gold teeth. He also lives with his mama, writing his name on the Orange Juice and does not help out with bills around the house

TYRONE IS NOT A CATCH!!!!! Plainly put.... Not saying that he couldn't ever be a catch, but he ain't at this point..

Example #2- Alonzo is a substitute teacher, working his way through his last year of graduate school. He has his own place and mode of transportation. He also volunteers in his spare time. He has no children and plans to wait to have children until he is married

ALONZO IS A CATCH! DUHHH!!!

Now, those are two cut and dry instances..... We all know that it is NOT always that easy to spot a "CATCH" from a blatant "FUMBLE" lol IJS

Type #1- The Victim

Who is he? He blames EVERYONE for his downfall. Society, his parents, his friends, the "white man", etc.. Everybody but him played a role in his downfall and lack of success.

How to Spot him? He will be the LOUDEST in the room at ANY type of event, complaining and raising he**. He will fool you with his engaging conversation, wit and sublime fashion sense.

How to ditch him? Give him some type of responsibility and he will split faster than too little pants on Rosie O'Donnell with no lycra. Don't date the victim thinking he is a catch.

Type #2- The Crier

Who is he? He cries. At. Every. Dayum. THING. LITERALLY. He claims he is "so hard" but his eyes well up at LEAST 4 times a day.

How to Spot him? Most often, he is the funniest guy in the room at ANY function, keeping everyone in stitches from laughter. Maybe he does this to keep from crying and being the uber emo dude he is.

How to ditch him? Yell at him. That worked for me. And keep yelling until he cries his pansy a** right up out the door. Worked like a chiz-arm for me.

Type #3- The Charmer

Who is he? Literally, he is a charmer. Wears suits all the time, speaks with proper diction and grammar, has a fly car, in school with a clear-cut future in his career.

How to Spot him? You can spot him at any social function skinning and grinning in everybody faces. Mostly, he sticks to hanging with guys and winking at every lady in the room to make himself seem more desirable. Don't fall for this - he probably has dated all of you and trying to keep you guys from finding out, so he never approaches a female directly in public.

How to ditch him? Honestly, I had to change my number 6 times, block his number and get a restraining order to get rid of this dude. I don't know any other method to get rid of this psychadelic shack a** Weirdy Mc Weird Cakes lol

Well, I know this list is not comprehensive, but it is good to start with... Please feel freee to share your comments.. Did I miss a type? What do you think?

Tomorrow's topic: Top 3 types of women Every GOOD man should avoid

Until next time, CIAO BABIES!!!!!!!