Good Morning to everybody tuning in this morning!
S/O to everyone that has been a faithful follower of the blog.. Writing has alwyas been a passion of mine, especially when it is on my terms, just wanted to put that out there.
Also, a major S/O to everyone that is UBER excited for the new season of The Game (BOOM BOOM CLAP, BOOM BOOM CLAP!) It comes on tonight on at 10/9c... IJS..
Back to the regularly scheduled programming....
Since I went hard on the men yesterday, I hope the ladies KNEW that today was their turn.. I mean, we are ALL about fairness and equality.. The name of the blog IS 100% Real, Raw and UnCut Truth.. Not 50%, 98%, Not 47.5%, but 100%... If this was Maury, I would be 1,000% sure.. Well maybe not, because when those chicks say "Maury, I'm 1,000% sure that he is my baby's father" those dudes are not even the father.... But, I digress!
Today, we are going to identify the Top 3 types of women that a GOOD man should AVOID..
First off, let's define a GOOD woman, since EVERYBODY wants to classify themselves as such, even the slores and skuzzbucket chicks..
Good Woman - Educated, financially independent, hustler, proud, with or without children BUT is she has them, she doesn't accept having kids as being a "setback" or a "tax write-off" but a cherished blessing and investment of love :-)
I think that covers it..
BUT...
If you are still confused, I will do a BLATANT "CATCH" and "FUMBLE" example again.... I know you guys loved them yesterday :-D
Example #1- Gina just got her MBA, is working towards opening her own boutique temp agency that caters to a special population/clientele. Currently, she is a legal assistant at a moderately sized firm. She has her own loft, her own mode of transportation and she has a 4 year old son who's father chooses to not be in his life.
Example #2- Tish dropped out of high school 8 years ago. She refuses to get her GED, even though a she knows of a few programs that would not charge her anything in pursuing this opportunity. Tish is content living off of the government. She has 6 babies and is currently 2 month pregnant with twins. She is still stripping before she starts showing. Tish lives with her friend, Lena, who is also a stripper and mother of 4.
If you guessed that Gina was the "CATCH" and Tish was the "FUMBLE", then you were right. Tish is a BLATANT fumble because she can get a program to pay for her to better herself by getting a GED but chooses not to. By doing this, it does not set a good example for her children. Her being a stripper and on government aid is not the BLATANT fumble part, but the fact that she does not WANT more for herself and her children solidifies her "FUMBLE"-osity-ness. lol Yes, I make up words from time to time..
Sidenote: There is nothing wrong with dating somebody with kids, especially if they have their stuff together. But if the person is a hot mess and adds kids to the mix, RUN! AS. FAST. AS. YOU. CAN. IJS
Now, like yesterday, this list is NOT all inclusive for the "undateable" women, but this list does highlight the top 3 women that a good man should stay away from, unless he wants to be tainted and scarred for years to come....
Type #1- The Dashiki
Who is she? The Dashiki is the women with so many kids that she puts Mrs. Wayans and Mrs. Jackson to shame... The thing is, The Dashiki has so many baby fathers, her bedroom door has to be revolving one. The Dashiki is also known as "The Panty-less One".
How to spot her? You can spot her ANYWHERE with the tightest, most revealing outfit. Walmart, Target, Doctor's Office, The Club, etc.. Unitard and heels is her uniform and she is looking for a sponsor. The type of outfit that if she burps, her ovaries will be visible. The thing is, she NEVER takes her kids anywhere, so you may not know she is "The Dashiki". Another way to spot her would be to ask her, but she is trained to deflect and avoid these direct questions.
How to get rid of her? You can out her and get rid of her by hinting around how much you have always wanted a big family and you don't mind taking care of other people's responsibilities. After awhile, she will confess and you can show her the door for living that "trife life".
Type #2- The Stalker
Who is she? This Creepy Mc Creeperton is just a weirdo to the max. She is also known as the delusional one. She stalks Facebook and Twitter pages.. Subscribing to every tweet and status update. The bad thing is... most men do not know this h** is stalking that a** until you dump her.
How to spot her? The Stalker is a REAL chameleon. She will camouflage her crazy-ness until it is too late for you to realize that this h** is crazier than a fish with titties.. IJS lol.. Anyhow, you can spot her because she is toooo emotionally needy. She wants you to spend every waking moment calling, texting, tweeting, fb'ing her.. Or at least updating her on your location, who you are with, how long you will be there, who are there with, etc.. And if you miss an update, she will "spazz out irrationally". She is always speaking "long term" with dudes, she is EXTREMELY passive-aggressive.
How to get rid of her? Honestly, I am not sure. Once you dump her, she is going to believe that you are playing hard to get. She also is going to stalk that a**. *Kanye West Shrug* I would say when you break up with her, do it in a public place, have a tape recorder on you and witnesses on hand because this crazy fruit doesn't play fair.
Type #3- The Lazy Lounger
Who is she? This lady is lazy to the TEE. She doesn't like to go to work, she doesn't like to go to school (whether it is free or not), she has questionable hygiene and she wants to be a mooch. This chick prefers handouts and people (guys, friends, family, etc) doing stuff for her to make things easier for her.
How to spot her? This chick is forever whining about "What have you done for me lately?!!" and her last name is MOST CERTAINLY not JACKSON! You can spot her asking for something.. Always.. "Can I have .15?" "Can I have a $1?" "Can you pay for my gas?" "Can you do my homework for me?" "Can you get me a gift card?" etc.. You never will hear this person asking for what they REALLY need: "CAN I BORROW A JOB?" You can easily spot this chick because everytime you text her WYD, her reply is ALWAYS the SAME: Just Chillin' *insert side eye*
How to get rid of her? Everytime she comes over, start asking her to help clean up, pitch in with bills, etc.. Also, stop helping her out and complain of a "most recent cash flow issue." She will bolt faster than an aspiring model after leaving a buffet line LOL
Well, I hope I answered your question..... Please feel free to weigh in below.. What do you think? Was I dead on? Was I dead wrong?
Until next time, CIAO BABIES!!!!
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